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My wife works at a local hospital and I work nights pickpocketing, a good old-fashioned american job if you ask me.

pays way better than that mime crap, anyhow.


check out naked pictures of whatever at:
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Influences: Mitch Hedberg, Christopher Guest, Hunter S. Thompson, Skeletor, Lil' Kim, Tom Brady, Tom Petty, Tom Marshall, Tommy James & the Shondells, Paul Thomas Anderson, assorted tomfoolery, Keith Richards, Tracy Morgan
 
 
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scottmartinlocke - 05/30/2010
I STILL THINK YOU GOT GREAT STUFF.
I TRIED PHENEXEFETRON AND IT WORKS.
I AM A SPACEMAN NOW LIVING IN SECLUSION ON THE SPACESTATION LIKE HOWARD HUGHES.
I HAVE MY OWN SHIP IN ORBIT AT l1 IN LOW EARTH ORBIT. OTHERS FURTHER OUT . ONE AT l2 BETWEEN THE EARTH AND MOON AND ONE MORE ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON AT l4.
SPACE IS MY REFUGE.
WE HAVE A FLEET OF SPACE FIGHTERS.
RECENTLY:
scottmartinlocke - Less than a minute ago
So one by one the renown Captain led his crew thru the portal of the dimensional rift.
They explored this new world where deep space was ,is,light;not dark and still the stars outshined the light.
They entered without fear of executing an exit for return to their own world.
Captain Locke called out over the broadband "Peace said the door would be open and we must believe in the architect and author of Nature itself."

"Peace said that the human mind would see thru the veil of illusion."

Well sure enough it was true.
The Darkness from the otherside could not be seen thru the light of the new world.
Locke thought and thought some more.
Then as lightning it came to him.

HE TURNED HIS FIGHTER AND SOARED RIGHT THRU THE MAGNETIC FIELD BELIEVING IT
WOULD BE OPEN AS HE WAS TOLD.
SURE ENOUGH IT WAS TRUE.

IN A FLASH OF HYDROGEN AND PROTON FUEL HE SOARED THRU AND ONE BY ONE HIS FAITHFUL CREW FOLLOWED.

lOCKE CALLED OUT OVER THE BROADBAND
"It is true that whoever knocks at the door it will be open."
So the legend of the rift and Captain Locke spread through-out the universe.

He called out to his beloved Ali'en "my true dear believe and follow me."

The rag tag team of fighter pilots followed Locke to the L4 station outpost on the far side of the moon for a brief check in and then soared and roared home to the L1 station Et_Cetera
in low Earth orbit; and Integrity and Tangible already knew from Korporate and Trooper Lynsday radioing ahead.

Now close your eyes
and look at what
i can show you.

You can clearly see
from your mind's eye
the dream is real
and all that there is
"is"
and all that will be
"will be"
so keep the dream alive
AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE OF THE DEEP SPACE ADVENTURES OF LOCKE AND PEELE
AS WE BRING IT TO YOU LIVE AND UN-INTERRUPTED
EXCE PT FOR THE TIME DELAY FROM SPACE
AND TRY NOT TO AGE TOO QUICKLY.
scottmartinlocke - 05/16/2009
Zack you got a rare gift. a talent beyond compare. i watched all 8 of your movies. each one has a special ,unique quality. somebody out there is gona make you Big Time. keep with it. if you make the movies they will see. the word will get around.
it's all in the networking and connections. post some more. every
body needs to see this kind of stuff
it takes the pressure out of life.
nomadz - 10/19/2008 on video: the hand that rocks the ...
nice mannnnn
Dprived - 10/06/2007
they were entertaining. lol keep up the good work.
Adam - 10/05/2007
a drug that causes, anal leakage AND jury duty!! At last...at long last.